Tea garden bungalows come equipped with a retinue of servants and often a resident spook (no extra charge!). Invariably the spook is a boga-sahib (white master): an old British tea planter who died on the job and who is buried somewhere in the tea garden. The bungalows themselves are creepy: drafty with echoing rooms, weak-wattage bulbs, creaky wooden floors and rattling rafters. Many are located within deep forests and surrounded by bamboobaris (FYI the spooks love bamboo as much as pandas!). Add to that the blackest, deepest nights of Assam, lots of melancholy rain and vapors steaming off the jungle floor and voila! you have a phantom’s paradise.
Folks died easily back in the old days of tea. Tea gardens were far-flung and remote, the roads bad, communication poor and medical help often too little, too late. Malaria, black water fever, typhoid, tetanus, wild animals, accidental drowning, gunshot wounds…all claimed planters lives. As a child I believed the dead turned into backward-footed entities that prowled the bamboobari shrieking their heads off. I always made it a point to check out people’s feet, just in case.
Many young Europeans fell victim to accident and disease, never to see the shores of their homeland again. Some took their own lives in desperation. There are hundreds of moss-covered graves scattered across tea plantations in Assam, mostly in wooded areas, tangled in vegetation and overrun by creepers. Many are unmarked but some have carved inscriptions that speak of the short, precarious lives of these young men in Assam.
Assam (which grows the finest tea – click the red link if you want to learn more about Assam Tea) is riddled with ghosts. Over 60 different ghosts and evil spirits have been identified in the state of Assam – that’s enough to fill a whole bus (imagine what a jolly ride that would be!) Assamese spooks have their own personality and agenda. Check out some of these heavy-hitters:
Bura Dangoria (the old one) A good spirit dressed in white clothes and a white turban, often seen on a white horse who guards Namghars, the community places of worship where the sacred Bhagavad Gita is kept. Baak A malevolent ugly creature that sometimes kills a person and takes on the corpse’s appearance. Often seen hanging around isolated ponds and lakes. Ghoda Paak Has the hooves of a horse, but is otherwise human looking. Some stories show it as helpful, while others call it so deadly that you can die if it looks at you. Bira (Poltergeist) Like all poltergeist of the world, usually believed to be unleashed on a family by an enemy to eliminate and torture them. Bamboo Ghost This one lurks in the bamboo grove and bends down a bamboo on your path. If you try to step over it, it’ll snap back the bamboo and kill you. Jokhini A female demon like creature that often tries to lure males and kill them. Bordoisila (the storm goddess) She’s the storm in April who throws a tantrum because she has to return to her husband’s house after visiting her mother for the Assamese new year which is around that time. Puwali Bhoot (tiny ghosts) These are mischievous ghosts the size of small children who steal rice and sweets from the kitchen Khoba-khubi A pair of evil spirits who haunt a newly wedded couples and can be scared away by reading the hara-gauri (Shiva-Parvati) mantra on the third day of marriage Khetar A local evil spirit that is said to harm little children Churini Bira A female evil spirit that steals items from the house and kitchen FYI this is a ghostly sampling of just one tiny state in India. India has 28 states so if you do the maths you will realize, we far outweigh the western world in both spirits and spirituality. The western world sure pales (pun intended) in comparison, besides Indian ghosts are more rowdy and fun.
- Ghosts want to be noticed
- Ghosts have no sense of passing time
- Often, they do not know that they are dead
- Ghosts can smell things and love the smell of lemons (ha ha! It’s the opposite in India people actually string up lemons–limes actually–to ward off evil spirits. Go figure!)
- Ghosts have a sense of humor and love to hear humans laugh (maybe I should stop laughing so much – oh hell!)
- Sometimes ghosts get bored with their surroundings (that’s why they come snooping around)
- Most ghosts are happy, but some still cling to an emotional pain
- They can appear to the living in dreams
- They can leave behind certain scents, such as perfume (or apple pie *)
- They can make sounds that are audible
- They use their energies and ours to move things
- They are pranksters
- They usually appear as intense balls of light called orbs
- Ghosts favor night due to the decrease in daytime energy use
- Ghosts may appear as mists or vapors
- Ghosts can read your thoughts
- Ghosts retain all the memories and emotions of their lives
- Sometimes ghosts are trapped and need to be released
- Noisy, troublesome ghosts are known as poltergeist
- Ghosts tend to be very temperamental
- Ghosts hang out in cliques with other ghosts
- Ghosts make friends with other ghosts from different eras
- Ghosts do not sleep
- Ghosts like to climb up and down stairs at night (especially creaky ones)
- Most ghosts can’t or won’t hurt you
- When a ghost enters a room, the room usually gets cold
- Animal ghosts exist and have been sighted
- Ghosts who lived hundreds of years ago keep up with the trends (not clear about this one – like fashion? That does not sound right. Imagine a castle ghost in a tank top and Jimmy Choos!)
- Children perceive ghosts as imaginary friends (that I know for fact)
Read my mom’s famous *APPLE PIE GHOST STORY HERE!!
If you like tea, ghosts and stories you may like my upcoming novel Teatime for the Firefly soon to be published by Mira Books in October 2013. Check out the synopsis and first chapter HERE.
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